STATE OF EMERGENCY MANY MONTHS LATER, AS DONALD TRUMP FACED THE FIRING SQUAD, HE WAS TO REMEMBER THAT DISTANT FEBRUARY MORNING WHEN HE DECLARED A NATIONAL EMERGENCY THAT DID NOT EXIST. ON THE MORNING FOLLOWING VALENTINE'S DAY ( FEBRUARY 15 2019 ), AS MANY AMERICANS WERE STILL IN THE HALF - DREAMSTATE FROM THE RAPTURES OF THE NIGHT PREVIOUS, THE EMPEROR WALKED OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE COMPLETELY NAKED, PASSING THROUGH THE ADJOINING ROOMS OF HIS SECRETARY AND THE CABINET ROOM, AND INTO THE WEST COLONNADE AND PRESS BRIEFING ROOM, WHERE HE BEGAN TO LEVITATE WHILE ISSUING FORTH PROCLAMATION 9844, A " NATIONAL EMERGENCY CONCERNING THE SOUTHERN BORDER OF THE UNITED STATES ". HIS PROCESSION THEN PARADED THROUGH THE OVAL OFFICE DOORS, AND TO THE STEPS OUTSIDE FACING THE GARDEN LAWN, WHERE HE DECLARED IN FULL SUIT WITH BLUE TIE THE GREATEST DECEIT OF HIS PRESIDENCY: " SO I'M GOING TO BE SIGNING A . . . NATIONAL EMERGENCY, AAAAAND IT'S BEEN SIGNED MANY TIMES BEFORE. IT'S BEEN SIGNED BY OTHER PRESIDENTS. FROM 1977 OR SO, IT GAVE THE PRESIDENTS THE POWER. THERE'S RARELY BEEN A PROBLEM. THEY SIGN IT, NOBODY CARES. I GUESS THEY WEREN'T VERY EXCITING, BUT NOBODY CARES. THEY SIGN IT, FOR FAR LESS IMPORTANT THINGS, IN SOME CASES, IN MANY CASES. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT AN INVASION OF OUR COUNTRY . . . WITH DRUGS, WITH HUMAN TRAFFICKERS, WITH ALL TYPES OF CRIMINALS AND GANGS. . . . . . SO WE'RE GOING TO BE SIGNING . . . TODAY . . . AND REGISTERING . . . NATIONAL EMERGENCY, AND . . . IT'S A GREAT THING TO DO, BECAUSE WE HAVE AN INVASION OF DRUGS, INVASION OF GANGS, INVASION OF PEOPLE . . . AND IT'S UNACCEPTABLE. " ( GOSPEL OF DONALD, BOOK 2 VERSE 15 ) ACTE I - THE GREAT DECEIT IN THE APRIL 1960 EDITION OF ACTION COMICS ( BY DC COMICS, OF SUPERMAN AND BATMAN FAME ) CAME THE FIRST VISION OF A " BIZARRO WORLD ", WHERE THE PLANE OF EXISTENCE WAS STRANGELY INVERTED IN A MIRROR IMAGE CONTRARY TO REALITY. THUS, THE FLAG OF THE BIZARROS HAS BLUE STRIPES AND A FIELD OF RED STARS IN A " BACKWARD IMITATION " OF THE U.S. FLAG; THE BIZARRO WORLD ITSELF WAS KNOWN AS " HTRAE ", OR EARTH SPELLED BACKWARDS. IN A MOVIE THEATER ON HTRAE, ONE COULD WATCH FILMS WHERE " THE WHITE CLOUDS ARE BLACK, AND THE BLACK MOUNTAINS BELOW ARE WHITE, AND THAT BLACK SUN IS SHINING DOWN DARKNESS INSTEAD OF BRIGHT SUNLIGHT ! " ON HTRAE, THE CLOCKS HAVE CROOKED HANDS AND MIXED UP HOURS, THE CURRENCY IS COAL, AND ANCIENT STATUES ARE SMASHED AND DESTROYED BECAUSE THEY ARE " BEAUTIFUL WORKS OF ART ". THE BIZARRO CODE READS " US DO OPPOSITE OF ALL EARTHLY THINGS ! US HATE BEAUTY ! US LOVE UGLINESS ! IS BIG CRIME TO MAKE ANYTHING PERFECT ON BIZARRO WORLD ! " |